Hi! Can I request some headcannons for Wild Card Wednesday? What would Kuroko and Oikawa do for their fem!S/O’s birthday? It’s actually my birthday today and when I saw this I freaked. I’m also sorry in advance if this doesn’t follow your rules, I tried to read them but it wouldn’t let me. SFW and NSFW if it’s okay.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
dear anon, happy birthday to you!

I’m sorry this took me all day to get to but I have a job
and adulting responsibilities that take up ALL MY TIME!!! Anyway, I hope you
had a most splendid day and YES you followed my rules perfectly.

Enjoy!

Oikawa

SFW

• Lots of spoiling from this boy. He’s sure to tell EVERYONE
  it’s your birthday and to make sure wish you a happy one.
• Gets you the perfect gift because he’s very observant and
  notices when you look at something with longing in your eyes.
• Makes sure his fangirls leave you the hell alone or there will be hell to pay!
• Cuts his practice time in half because he can’t wait to take
  you out to celebrate (and take you home to continue).

NSFW

• Usually a teasing brat with an orgasm denial kink, he
  forgoes that part of his personality in favor of giving you exactly what you ask for.

• But you have to ask for it. 
• “Come on, ____-chan, I can’t give you
  what you don’t ask for”. OK, so maybe he’s still a tease.

• However, when you do he aims to please and please he does. Kissing, massage, oral, rough fucking? Whatever you
  want, it’s all on the menu tonight till midnight. When the clock strikes twelve
  he’s back to himself; not that you’re complaining.
• “I don’t think you’ve come so many times in one night, I
  hope you liked all my birthday presents,” he murmurs against your flushed,
  sweat soaked skin.

• Leaves you boneless and breathless, his aftercare also top
  notch.
• “Just lie there and relax,” he commands, going to get water
  and whatever else you need to replenish your energy 

Kuroko

SFW

• He’s the perfect person to throw you a surprise party
  because he gives away nothing.

• Taiga offers his place but you’re still unsuspicious because
  Kuroko is an alarming convincing liar.
• “I just need to pick up a book,” he explains as you enter
  the building.

• Upon entry, you’re flabbergasted by not only the entire
  Seirin basketball team being there but also the GOM and a few of your friends.
• “Surprise!!!” they all shout and you almost fall over,
  Tetsuya being there to catch you.
• “You little liar,” you murmur against his hair but he just
  smiles.
• “You should have picked up on it when I said I needed a book from Kagami-kun.” 

NSFW

• Slow, sensual and thorough sex is the agenda, Tetsuya taking
  his sweet time with you, giving gentle, barely there kisses until you’re
  tugging him roughly by the hair. 
• “Patience, ____-chan.” 
• “It’s my birthday,
  Tetsuya-kun, time for me to unwrap my favorite package.”
• Upon reminder that it would be best to give you what you
  want on your special day, he complies, though he’s not a rough sex kinda guy;
  he just ups the pace a bit to your level.
• When you’ve been satiated, he draws a bath for the two of
  you, settling you between his legs and massaging your shoulder all while
  placing delicate kisses to your skin.
• You end the night back in bed, both sans sleep clothes, and
  fall asleep in one another’s arms.
• “Happy birthday, _____-chan,” Tetsuya whispers, kissing your
  cheek before succumbing to slumber himself.