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A “happy coincidence” she says….sureeeeeee! Ik you, Mari 😉

69. “ You’re teasing me again… ”

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“Your hair’s
looking tamer than usual, Tetsu,” Yachi comments after he kisses her and enters
her house. “Looks like the new shampoo and conditioner you brought are
doing the trick.” 

Kuroo’s dark eyes glimmer at
the compliment as he admires himself in Yachi’s hallway mirror. His fingers
weave between the dark strands and he puffs up his chest proudly. 

“I know right?!” he
exclaims. “I could totally tell the difference as soon as I dried my hair
after showering today. I’m so glad Akaashi told me about it—even though it took
a lot of backbreaking work to pry the information out of him since Bokuto was
no help,” he mutters the last part darkly. “I guess in the end it was
worth it. I mean, just look at it! You can’t even tell that my head was
sandwiched between two pillows last night!“ 

 He
pivots, fixing his hair from the side. Never once does the grin falter from his
lips. Yachi hides the sniggers behind her hand.

 "Yeah,
it looks so good that I almost didn’t recognize you when I opened the
door,” she says with as straight a face as possible. “You are Rooster
Head no more! You are a—,” a traitorous giggle bubbles past her lips
before she tries again, “You are a beautiful bird of paradise now!”

 Kuroo
meets Yachi’s mischievous eyes in the mirror and frowns. “You
teasing me is still such a hard concept to grasp.”

 Yachi
laughs unabashedly this time. She hugs Kuroo from behind and nuzzles her cheek
into his back. She can tell Kuroo is still pouting when he doesn’t return the
hug. 

 "I
only tease you because I like you so much,“ she finally says after
detaching herself from Kuroo’s warm body. “Ok, and because it’s fun!”
She laces their fingers together, feeling the heat flow between their clasped
hands, and coaxes Kuroo to turn towards her. “I think you always look
amazing. It’s cute that you put so much effort into looking your best
today." 

 Kuroo
flushes and looks away in embarrassment. "Of—of course I had to! This is
the first time you’re introducing me as your boyfriend to the team.”

 "But
they already know you!“ Yachi presses. "They like you!" 

 Kuroo
eyes her dubiously. "Are you sure we’re talking about the same team?
Because I’m 99.8 percent sure Daichi still thinks I’m untrustworthy and 110
percent sure Tsukki wants my head on a spike. Actually, Tsukki’s stats might be
changing as we speak and not for the better." 

 Yachi
laughs as she pulls Kuroo towards the door. "It’s adorable how you’re
worried about those two when you should really be worried about the
others." 

 Kuroo
pales. ”You’re teasing me again…right?“

 "Sure!”
She doesn’t even try to sound convincing. 

 Judgement
Day is upon him, and who’s Kuroo kidding? His hair looks the same as it always
does.

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Man this was fun to write! I love fucking with Kuroo xD Tease him more, Yachi!!! 

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