Tanaka’s mouth tastes like coffee and cream, his tongue prodding deep into your own.
“Ryu, wait-“ you whimper when his hands slide under the front of your shirt, palming your breasts.
“You’re on break, stop wasting time arguing,” he grunts back, sucking roughly on your neck making your legs almost give out.
Falling to his knees, he tugs your pants down to around your ankles. You cover your mouth as his tongue slides over the slick of your core. He pushes deeper, hands grasping your ass.
“Ryu, fuck…just like that…please.” You’re trying to whisper but he’s just so good at this!
He feels the tremor of your body, legs shaking as he latches onto your clit and sucks hard. You come, biting your knuckles to keep from screaming out loud.
Smug, Tanaka stands, wiping the evidence from his face with the back of his hand. Popping in a mint, he grins at your flushed face. “Feel better?”
You nod, unable to speak at the moment. He chuckles, leaning down to kiss you gently. “I’ll see you when you get off,” he murmurs against your lips.
“Were you blind for the last few minutes?” you ask, smiling.
“Heh, cute.” His mouth trails to your ear, tongue tracing its edge. “That was just the appetizer baby, I’m gonna wreck you when you get home.”
You shudder in anticipation, smiling softly when he kisses your cheek. “Love you,” he says, opening the bathroom door and walking out nonchalant, as if he didn’t just single handedly (or rather tonguedly) save you from being arrested for murder.
“Come on, Ryu! It’ll be fun!” Tanaka’s girlfriend juts out her bottom lip, usually a sure fire move to get her way but he’s resisting admirably.
“No way babe, I’m not ruining my reputation!”
“What reputation? Ryu, everyone knows you’re really just a sweetie pie with a rough outer coating. Come on! Please? Where’s your Christmas spirit?” She employs puppy dog eyes and he rolls his own, groaning. ‘
“Fine, but I get to pick them!”
She nods enthusiastically in agreement to his terms.
That enthusiasm is promptly squashed when he shows her what he wants to get.
“Ryu, I don’t think-”
“It’s this or nothing,” he says firmly, crossing his arms. Smirking he adds, “Where’s your Christmas spirit?”
“No surprise here,” Noya says laughing as he points to the “I’ve been naughty” cross-stitched over Tanaka’s chest. His best friend tosses his head back laughing heartily, the motion nearly choking his girlfriend.
“Ryu! You gotta be careful how you move in this thing! One of us is gonna get hurt,” she complains, trying to cross her arms but failing thanks to her lack of left arm hole.
Tanaka’s right arm snakes around her waist, drawing her close.
“Sorry babe,” he murmurs against her ear. “But I gotta admit,” he goes on, voice dropping an octave as he caresses her back with his fingers, “I like being able to touch skin to skin in a room full of people.”
She blushes and can only hope everyone will assume her red face is due to wearing a sweater in such a warm room, though with her and Tanaka literally attached at the hip, she doubts that’s likely.
I saw a mention of first times for Karasuno and came up with these. Hope you enjoy! -Admin Jade, @vball-baes-bball-babes
Daichi
Daichi’s first time takes place in his first or second year of university with a girl he’s in a stable, committed relationship with.
Boy is prepared, this has been planned. We’re talking soft light, mood music, bottles of water (hydration is important), condoms, lube and the comfort of his room without his roommate home.
Slow and gentle, Daichi takes his time not only because he’s still figuring things out but because he wants to remember everything clearly.
When they actually connect, Daichi’s face is a little pensive due to his concentration (especially if it’s her first time too, he doesn’t want to hurt her). That and he’s concentrating on not coming too fast.
Sugawara
Also has his first time in university, most likely during his first year with his girlfriend.
Despite his interest in kinks, the first time is fairly traditional. He wants to savor the emotional connection more experimenting.
He bites his lip a lot trying to stifle his moans but fails miserably; it just feels too damn good.
Is willing to try oral the first time, he’s been curious about it for years and will most def want to try it if she’s game for it.
Asahi
Baby boy will wait until he’s been in a safe, stable and healthy relationship for a good long while before he takes this step. I see him waiting until he’s in his mid-twenties before having sex.
His movements will be super hesitant but if he’s with the right girl she’ll be chill with taking some lead; he removes her shirt, she removes her bra. He removes his pants, she takes off his shirt.
Starts super slow, kisses all over, he’s taking his time not only to enjoy her but to work up his nerve.
When they finally connect, his eyes are screwed shut tight, not only because he’s overwhelmed with the sensations but because he’s still a little embarrassed.
After it’s over, he’ll probably shed a few tears. He’s never been this vulnerable with anyone and it’s very intense for our glass hearted ace.
Tanaka
He has his first time as a third year.
It’s spontaneous after a huge win in a tournament, his girlfriend wanting to give him a reward for his awesome performance as Karasuno’s latest ace; that and he’s just frickin’ hot when he plays!
They go at it either in a closet or latch the door on the locker room. It’s not the ideal location for a first time but they’re too into each other to really care.
He buries his face against her neck in effort to cover his moans, she just feels amazing and he loves her so damn much!
The first years are slightly scarred hearing Tanaka-senpai moaning like that.
Nishinoya
Also has his first time as a third year.
Takes place during a graduation party because he just couldn’t wait to get back to his or her house.
They’re either in the bathroom or a random bedroom, either way they’re so wrapped up in each other the surroundings don’t matter.
Noya has no chill, like boy is moaning and groaning like they’re the only ones in the house.
No matter the position, his head thrown back, eyes shut and hands gripping her tight.
Ennoshita
Happens his third year of university or possibly after his graduates from there. He’s in no rush and wants to make sure things are stable with him and his lady before taking this step.
Is the kind of guy who’s done research. Like, not watching porn, but instructional DVDs, has read articles, he doesn’t want to go into something like this blind.
All that research, however, can’t prepare him for how amazing it feels to connect with his lady for the first time intimately.
He’s more vocal than he thought he’d be, gasping her name and praising her for making him feel so good. He maintains eye contact as much as possible too.
Kinoshita
First time during university probably his first year. Waits until he knows he loves her and she him; he doesn’t think he can do something this significant without that level of commitment.
Is super nervous and constantly asking questions. “Are you ok?” “Do you like this?” “Am I making you feel good?” He needs consistent encouragement and being reassured.
Loves long kissing, like, he cannot get enough of her lips and he’s a damn good kisser.
Focuses so much on her, he almost forgets himself but when she hitches her legs around his waist and draws him into her, he moans into her mouth, eyebrows furrowing sharply.
Releases her lips to gasp in air and breathes out he loves her.
Narita
First time is when he goes home for a Christmas break during university.
Reconnects with an old neighborhood crush who’s also home for the holidays.
He’s a calm and collected guy so when she shows interest, he goes with the flow, going with her to her room during a Christmas party.
It’s a bit bumbling because of nerves but overall he does well. He’s happy to be experiencing something of this nature with someone he’s known so long.
They end up establishing a relationship that carries on throughout university, resulting in them getting married after graduation.
Tsukishima
Early bloomer, Tsukishima has his first time in his second year.
Spontaneous to say the least, probably happens following a heated make out session with his girlfriend during a study date.
Hands travel to new places, she reciprocates the touches and he just goes with it. He cares a lot about her and the moment, somewhat awkward as it is, feels right.
Gritted teeth, sweat on his brow, low grunts and somewhat stiff movements but he does his best to take care of her properly. He wants to maintain his “cool” reputation after all.
Yamaguichi
For some reason, I picture this boy as waiting until his wedding night.
He’s a nervous wreck but as she kisses him and traces over his freckles, he relaxes into her touch, trying to clear his mind and just focus on how she makes him feel.
Touches her back, hands a bit shaky from nerves, but gains more and more confidence the longer the foreplay goes.
As he enters her, he’s looking in her eyes, telling her how much he loves her while kissing her face.
Kageyama
I can see Kageyama having his first time also be a random hook up, probably while he’s touring with team Japan when he’s an adult.
Meets her at a bar he was dragged to by his team under their insistence that he needs to loosen up.
She tugs him to the dance floor and the feel of a female’s body brushing up against his so provocatively ignites utter want and need in this young man.
Back in her room, he has no idea what he’s doing and it shows. His face is bright red as she patiently gives instruction but he’s nothing if not a good student.
His first time entering her, he moans loudly and it makes him blush even harder if possible but she encourages him and he keeps going, enjoying the feel of her and thanking his lucky stars to have run into someone so kind as her.
Because this is his first emotional connection on this level, he asks to stay in contact with her which kicks off their long distance relationship; resulting in him becoming pro at phone sex.
Hinata
Oh our sunshine boy! I can see him having his first time his first year of university because all through high school he was solely focused on volleyball.
Not that he doesn’t still play but he’s become more aware of other needs and so when he finally gets a girlfriend (not that he really had to try that hard because he’s a precious love who would worship the ground she walks on), he’s eager to be with her.
A flurry of removed clothes (probably a few seams being sacrificed) and quick kisses. He can’t touch or taste her fast enough!
Can’t hold back his “bwah” and “ugh” sounds; he’s very vocal and that remains true for every time after the first.
At the end of it, both are sweaty, panting and messy but happy.
Ukai
Volleyball isn’t the only place Ukai had game, he was also quite popular with the ladies (and still is).
First time was his first year, he didn’t waste time.
Random hook up at a party, but he’s not complaining.
Maintained his serious expression but it was a whole lot more tender.
Takeda
Had his first time after obtaining his teaching degree.
He’d gone out to celebrate with friends and ended up drinking a bit more than usual.
He and a fellow student he’s been flirting (bashfully) with all semester get hot and heavy in one of the VIP rooms.
One thing leads to another and they end up hooking up but it’s more of a dry hump to coming, than actual intercourse.
His glasses askance, Takeda breathes heavy against her neck, hands trailing up her shirt against her back as she rocks against him.
Not the best “first time” but it’s his first ever releasing thanks to another person.
Yachi
I picture Yachi also as one who waits until she gets married, if for no other reason than she’s terrified of getting pregnant and just isn’t willing to take that risk with someone who isn’t fully committed to her.
Her knees are knocking but he goes slow, taking off her clothes in stages to allow her to acclimate; he wants this to be pleasurable for her too.
Once they’re both naked and in bed, he continues to take the lead, kissing and touching her until she’s positively melting.
At their final connecting, she cries both in pain and because of the heavy emotions she’s feeling.
Overall, it’s an amazing experience and she’s eager to try again, though the next time she hopes will hurt less.
Kiyoko
Second year university with her boyfriend is the first time Kiyoko has sex.
Is very bashful, often trying to cover up as he takes off her layers; she’s embarassed by her scars from sports.
He reassures her, murmuring sweet words of praise and encouragement in her ear.
As he enters, she squeezes her eyes shut, a few stray tears sliding down her cheeks but as she warms up she moans quietly against his throat, kissing him.
Admin Jade always delivers
these are very nice
~Admin Kay
Another contribution, felt good to get some writing in!
Hi, I’m sorry this took me sooo long!! Thank you for requesting, I appreciate it a lot ♥ It’s exactly 10 characters so no worries 😀
HALLOWEEN HEADCANONS
Sawamura
Daichi isn’t all too much into Halloween,
given he’s more into action movies than horror movies and such the like.
But if any of his friends would suggest dressing up and/or going to a Halloween party
or something like that, he’d gladly agree. Because spooking around in
silly/scary costumes is much more fun in a group. If he was to dress up he
would probably choose a comic character like captain America or Thor (I
headcanon him being a huge Marvel/DC fan).
Alternatively Daichi would just spend his evening at home doing
the things he usually does or he would invite Sugawara to watch some really bad
horror movies together.
Sugawara
Okay so I headcanon that sugawara is low-key a huge horror
movie nerd and has watched every thing there is to watch on horror movies or
horror comedies. Thus he’s also very into Halloween and basically forces
all of his close friends to dress up and go out on Halloween. He’sd make Asahi
dress up as either a mummy or Van Helsing lmao
He himself would most likely want to go as a zombie (but
like a good zombie; very realistic and a lot of theatre blood), because he’s a
huge fan of the walking dead and 28 days later etc. (he also loves sci-fi
horror like the thing or the alien franchise).
He insists on his friends (especially Daichi) accompanying
him to whatever he has planned on Halloween, but will go by himself if none of
the have the time or simply don’t want to. Preferably he’d like to go to a
theme park. (Idk if theme parks everywhere do that, but here they hold horror
events every year in favor of Halloween.)
Tanaka
Ho boy, Tanaka and Nishinoya have an annual ritual. Each
year they’ll dress up as super scary clowns, and place themselves
somewhere on a rather lively street in their neighborhood. Then they just wait
for somebody to walk by, and will either just creepily stare at them or
actually scare them by suddenly jumping onto them or following them a few blocks (they’ll leave elderly people
alone though). (similar to the clowns in
DM Pranks’ Killer Clowns
videos, just not as crazy)
He love scaring people, especially children and fellow
teenagers. They once tried their thing on the third years, and while Asahi
almost died from an heart attack, Daichi wasn’t scared a bit, and swore them
that he and Sugawara would scare them shitless next year.
Ennoshita
He’s not necessarily the biggest Halloween enthusiast, but he definitely loves costume parties. Ennoshita is always the first one to either suggest going or to agree on coming to a Halloween party. He hasn’t spent a Halloween at home in years, and always looks out for the most promising party/event.
Ennoshita is one of the biggest Disney nerds, but is also very fond of comics. Thus he dresses up as one of his favourite characters rather than something Halloween typical like ghosts, vampires etc. And his costumes are always top notch, because he really cares about fabric quality and the like.
He looks strangely hot in a Peter Pan costume btw
Oikawa
Halloween isn’t a big deal for him, but if he’s asked to
join an event or a party he’ll definitely show up. He will only dress up after
he has made sure that it’s an actual costume party where most, if not all
people dress up (doesn’t want to make a fool of himself). Oikawa would probably go for the plain vampire look (I know
that he was dressed up as vampire in this years official Halloween art, and I
can just totally see him doing that. It just suits him imo)
If he has nothing planned, he’ll do whatever he would have
done every other night. Studying, reading, watching TV, practicing, you name
it.
Kuroo
This boy loves Halloween! On Halloween he’ll either invite
some friends over to his place to hold a horror movie marathon or he’ll go out
with them roaming shibuyas streets (have you seen shibuya on Halloween ? It’s
fascinating…and weird). He might even go trick or treating just for the fun of it (or to
get Kenma out of his house?). Either way, he enjoys seeing all kinds of people
in costumes going around scaring people, and he loves it even more to get
scared by other people, because he will 100% try to scare them back.
On a more personal note, he prefers staying inside having
the movie marathon, but he won’t refuse to accompany his friends if they have
anything planned.
Bokuto
Another Halloween enthusiast! While he’s all for other people
trying to scare him like Kuroo, Bokuto is easily scared. Like, he’s not
actually scared of the costume or anything , but he’s very easy to startle. And
when he does get startled by something or someone everybody gets a good laugh
out of it, except for Bokuto himself, who’s going to be all mopey for at least an
hour afterwards.
He’d want to be some kind of animal on Halloween, so he’d
most likely dress up as a werewolf or bigfoot.
Kuroo still invites him to his movie marathons out of politeness,
because even though they’re fairly good friends he hates that Bokuto tends to
talk way too much during horror movies, or all kind of movies honestly.
Ushijima
Doesn’t really care about the occasion, and just minds his
own business. Tendou has tried several times to convince him to tag along to a Halloween
party, but as soon as Tendou mentioned that he had to put on a costume he politely
declined and wished him lots of fun without him.
Though, he finds it amusing to watch the majority of the
students walk around the schoolyard in costumes. (well the ones that live in the student dorms)
Terushima
Terushima is the one throwing the party lmao
He’s isn’t the
biggest fan of everything related to horror, but wants to use Halloween as an
opportunity to throw a party. (Mostly just to invite cute girls and to tell
them that it’s a costume party so they would have to dress up)
He puts minimal effort in his costume, and just looks for a
reasonably scary mask. (Michael Meyers or Jason maybe?)
Moniwa
He likes movies like scary movie or shaun of the dead, and
will spend his evening watching those kind of movies, either alone or with some
buddies. He knows for a fact that Futakuchi will be throwing a Halloween party,
and that he and the majority of the team are invited, but he chooses to stay
home and enjoy his evening with some movies, given he’s not that much of an
party animal anyway.
Thank you fam! And YES WE NEED MORE TANAKA FLUFF OUT THERE! He
became an instant favorite of mine as soon as he walked in through the gym
haha! I hope your answered ask is okay!
The calendar on your desk seemed to be mocking you as it proudly displayed the highlighted holiday. Tomorrow was February 14th. Aka Valetine’s Day.
You groaned out loud as you spun around in your chair. This would be the first time celebrating a holiday with Ryu and you wanted to make this one special. You weren’t so much worried about making the chocolates, but what did your boyfriend like? Or dislike? Did he like dark chocolate? Milk chocolate? Maybe he didn’t like chocolate at all! You knew you should have figured it out sooner but with Ryu being busy with his upcoming volleyball games and you with your club, time just seemed to fly by.
Gripping your hair in frustration you decided to call the best person for advice. His sister. After dating Ryu for a couple of months, (93 days, but hey who’s counting right?) you and Saeko seemed to hit it right away when you first met her.
“Hey Saeko!” You cheerfully greeted when she picked up your call.
“What’s up _____! Don’t tell me my brother is causing you trouble!”
You giggled at Saeko’s question but you knew she was joking.
“He’s not! But I actually have a question about him.” You heard a hum from Saeko and you continued on. “Does Ryu like chocolate?”
“…”
It was silent on the end for a second before you heard a burst of laughter. “You’re so adorable _____! Of course he does! I bet he’ll eat anything you give him! Ah, are you planning to make him chocolate for tomorrow?”
You felt your cheeks redden from Saeko’s comment. “He would? And yeah I’m planning to make some chocolate but I need to know what he likes…”
“He’ll be fine with whatever you plan on making him! Trust me, this little brother of mine, is just sooo in lo-”
Saeko’s sentence was soon cut off by the sound of running steps and the familiar voice of Ryu. “Is that ____?! Why is she calling you?!”
“Because she’s sick of you!” Saeko screamed back. “She’s asking me if I know any better looking dudes than you! Now go away! Wait, let go of my phone!-”
“What?! Stop lying sis! Ugh please don’t listen to whatever she said ______! I’ll see you in school tomorrow!”
You laughed at the continued bickering noises from the Tanaka siblings and you decided to hang up before they could drag you into something crazy again. “Well, thanks for your input Saeko!” You could just picture Ryu’s face as he emitted a small gasp.
“What?! Saeko what did you and ______ really talk about?!”
“Yeah see you _____!” Saeko replied back as she ignored Ryu’s cries. “And remember what I told you! Good luck!”
You shut your phone but not before hearing Ryu’s frustrated groans and Saeko’s teasings. Feeling a bit better from Saeko’s input you decided to get to work.
The next morning you were scrambling to get to school because it took you so long to tie the bow onto Ryu’s gift. (Not your fault that your scissor was being annoying and wouldn’t curl the ends!) Based on Saeko’s advice you decided to make a mixture of milk, dark, and even strawberry dipped chocolates. The small red package was safely hidden in your bag as you just barely made it to first period.
“Safe!” Your friend laughed as you sat down in a hurry, avoiding the teacher’s gaze. “So, what happened with you and Tanaka?”
Taken aback from your friend’s question you could only give her a curious look. She continued on with a whisper. “He was in a bad mood today! Did you guys have a fight?”
Wait….Don’t tell me!
“We’re fine.” You calmly replied, but inside you were screaming. Ryu probably misunderstood the whole situation from last night! Knowing him, he probably believed what Saeko was saying.
“Well, I ain’t no matchmaker but today’s Valentine’s Day! Did you make chocolates for him?”
You smirked at your friend and you gave her a sneak peek of the red package in your bag. “Of course I did!”
You couldn’t wait until the lunch bell would ring since that would be the only time you would get to see Ryu before he would bolt off to volleyball practice at the end of the day. You smiled at your athletic boyfriend’s enthusiasm since you knew he could appear off as a rough and tough gang member, but you knew deep down he was such a goofball and a sweetheart.
Time to seem to drag on and on and when the bell finally rang, you grabbed the red package from your bag and ran to meet Ryu by his classroom door. Thanking your friend’s good luck wishes you rushed out the classroom and made a bee-line to class 1.
“Hey Ryu!” You greeted cheerly as you finally spotted him leaving the classroom. “Ryu?”
Okay now you were worried. Ryu had dark circles around his eyes and he looked so troubled? You’ve never seen Ryu look so down so you decided to make a light joke. You jabbed him lightly at his sides with your elbows,“failed your english test?”
You watched Ryu’s face slightly twist into a smile but he still looked so down. “Okay, fine Ryu. What’s wrong? Is it what Saeko said last night?”
Ryu nodded in silence and you couldn’t help but giggle at your boyfriend’s pout. “Oh come on Ryu! You know Saeko was teasing! Besides I have a small surprise for you!”
Ryu seemed to perk up at the word ‘surprise’ and snapped his head back to you. “Surprise? For me?”
You nodded in excitement and decided to drag Ryu outside. “Come on!” You laughed at Ryu’s expression turn from a frown to a smile.
Once you were outside, you had Ryu cover his eyes with his hands. “No peeking!” You could see Ryu shaking from excitement as he waited patiently for your gift.
“Can I see now?”
You make a small noise in agreement and held out the red package in front of Ryu’s face. “U-um, Since Valentine’s Day is today I wanted to make you something special Ryu…”
Feeling bashful from the silent Ryu you continued on. “The reason why I called your sister was because I didn’t know if you liked chocolate or not! So…I hope you’ll enjoy the-!”
Ryu cut off your rambling with a strong hug that lifted your legs of the ground.
“R-Ryu!”
“Are you kidding me ________?” Ryu laughed as he spun you around into a circle. “Thank you _____! God I’m so stupid for believing that!”
You laughed as you watched Ryu smile even bigger. “Yeah that was pretty stupid of you Ryu.” He finally dropped you down back on the ground and carefully opened the red package.
Ryu practically inhaled the chocolates once he peeled back the plastic and melted into a mess of content. Ryu watched you smile and he couldn’t help but wanted to share this moment with you.
“Um…______ can I?”
You glanced at Ryu curiously but not before being shocked again when he came closer to you and placed his hands underneath your chin.
“I-I’ve always wanted to do this _______.”
You smirked at Ryu’s shyness but he seemed to hesitate. “What did you want to do Ryu?” You cheekily asked him as you nuzzled your cheeks closer into his hands. He hesitated a bit longer before finally reaching down to plant a kiss onto your lips.
The pressure of his lips was so delicate, a feat you never knew Ryu had until this point, but at the same time it suited Ryu.
When you finally broke apart from Ryu, he had the look of amazement and bewilderment at the same time. “W-wow…”
You could only copy Ryu’s statement and smirked when you licked your lips and tasted the faint milk chocolate residue from his lips.
“Hey Ryu, I wonder what dark chocolate would taste like on your lips?”
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Someone needed to resuscitate Tanaka after this.
He is so adorkable I can’t even! Thank you, this was really cute!
(Im doing this in two parts so the ask answer won’t be super long! I’ll answer Daichi’s on the ask <3) @vball-baes-bball-babes
“Tanaka! I know everyone says it but you really are the next ace of Karasuno. We’re all so proud of you. High five!”
Tanaka seems stunned for a moment, but quickly recovers to respond, “Ah! you really think so Jade?” He rubs the back of his head sheepishly.
Even with the ‘tough guy’ act he put on, Tanaka always found him unsure around girls–especially when the girl was so cute and supportive.
“Thank you! I’ll make sure im worthy of that title!” He grins, gaining a slightly more confident tone of voice.
“High five!” You gesture, and Tanaka can’t help but oblige happily–even if at the touch of your hands, he feels his face heat up lightly.
Truth be told, he would be thinking about this moment the whole day–feeling as if every successful spike was a direct result of the good luck you left in those hands.
My smile is SO BIG RIGHT NOW! Gosh I love this boy, like, he’s just amazing! Thank you for doing this, it’s so precious and pure and I love, love, love it!
*Tanaka blushes a bit, scratching his cheek absentmindedly but doesn’t
look away* “I…um…” he clears his throat, leans down swiftly and gives you a
peck on the lips. “Love you too,” he says then runs off to a receive drill,
cheeks burning but a wide smile on his face. Noya flashes a big grin and thumbs
up at you.
*Before you can even finish the question, Tanaka is whipping his shirt
off because he just scored during a scrimmage game* “Whooohooo! Who’s the
ace now, huh, Asahi-san?!” *Looks over and sees you, running up to you with
a wide smile* “Did you see my perfect spike?!”
*You nod, but point behind him. When Tanaka turns he see Daichi giving
his “angry” look and promptly puts his shirt back on*. “Heh, heh, probably
gonna get some laps for that one,” he says sheepishly. Before he leaves he says
over his shoulder, “Don’t think I didn’t hear your offer, ____-chan. I’ll take
you up on it after practice!”