terriblesportsimagines:

Oh my god.  I had trouble with this one, and the ask that will be posted tomorrow.  They are hella similar.  I would say that Mei is probably more diva than Kise, but Kise’s probably more immature-seeming.  But they are so much a like lol 

Also, I had to throw in mention of s/os, which I went back and forth on the gender neutral thing and then decided to do it that way.  I think it looks weird, but that’s okay.

Kise Ryouta and Narumiya Mei

Mei’s eyes narrowed, his fists clenched at his side as he
glared at the much taller blond.  The other boy outsized him by almost six
inches and at least twenty-five pounds, but he wasn’t about to let that
intimidate him in anyway.  Why should he be intimidated out of what he
wanted?  So what if the guy was bigger, he wasn’t half as good looking or
talented.  Who only got one ear pierced anyway?  “Back off, I was
here first,” Mei announced in a bossy tone that said fall in line, peon.

Kise, however, was not about to let some tiny brat come
between him and what he wanted, so he glared back in exactly the same
manner.  “You must be delusional, because I was here first!” He
shot back, stiffening his back to make the height difference more apparent.

“Oh my god, would you look at those guys, talk about hot
right?” A feminine whispered drifted over from a group of girls standing before
a display case some feet away.

“I wouldn’t mind climbing ether of them, if you know
what I mean,” another giggled.

Kise pouted.  Why can’t they see I’m way
better looking that this twerp? 

Mei’s grin stretched at the conversation, victory flashing
through his eyes.  Kise wondered how he could possibly considered that was
win, since they hadn’t actually made a decision one way or another-

“It’s a fucking cupcake,” Aomine broke out from behind Kise,
growling.  “Just pick another flavor, I don’t want to be here all day,
Kise.”

“Maybe I’ll get that cupcake and end the drama?” Carlos
drawled, a wicked grin on his face.

“No!” Kise and Mei shouted at the same time, turning to
glare at their respective friends.

“It’s my partner’s favorite,” Kise sniffed, giving Mei an
imperious look.  “You can’t have it.”

Mei scoffed.  “Look, I don’t care about your
partner, but it’s my partner’s favorite too, so I’m buying it!”

Shirakawa rolled his eyes, while Itsuki began to look more
and more pained.  Carlos, however, laughed, his grin just a touch
mean.  “Oho, maybe you’re dating the same person?  Someone with a
thing for pretty blonds?” He suggested.

Aomine immediately snorted, while Kuroko sighed,
preemptively grimacing.  Kise and Mei both wore identical scandalized
expressions, mouths falling open and eyes widening.  “That’s not-” Kise
sputtered, turning a little red.

“Impossible!” Mei screeched, eyes blazing.  “My ____
would never-”

Carlos doubled over laughing and Aomine with him.  “I
can’t believe you would take that seriously based on cupcake flavor
preferences,” Carlos crowed, tears in his eyes.

At the same time, the two blonds eyes iced over, looking
first at their friends, then at each other.  “Like someone like you could
ever be good enough for my, ____cchi,” Kise stated coldly.  “I’m taking
it.”

“As if I’d even want someone you already had,” Mei replied,
lips curled into a sneer.  “I’m taking it.”

Kuroko sighed again, looking skyward as if to ask for
patience.  “Why don’t you both calm down and settle this maturely, like
with rock paper scissors or something.”

“Mei, mature… right,” Itsuki muttered.

Mei’s hand shot out and grabbed his kohai by the cheeks,
squeezing roughly.  “Itsuki!  Don’t disrespect your senpai!” He
snapped, still glaring at Kise.  “Fine, then, I’m game.  Unless
you’re too afraid to lose?”

“Like I’d ever be afraid of you,” Kise responded,
thrusting his hand forward.  “Let’s do this.”

“I can’t believe this,” Shirakawa muttered, covering his
eyes.  “Mei, you’re an idiot.”

Mei was too involved in his game to hear this, however. The
first two throws were draws, Kise won the third, and Mei the fourth.  Just
as they were gearing up to do the last round, Itsuki spoke up, “Um… would now
be a bad time to point out that the cupcake you both wanted just got sold?”

“WHAT?!”

This is hilarious