Hey!! Can you do 1.Murasakibara and Himuro 2.Akashi and Midorima in a love triangle with a girl they really like and who would win? Thanls!!

terriblesportsimagines:

You’re welcome!  Keep in mind, this is my opinion!

Murasakibara Atsushi vs Himuro Tatsuya

  • Since they have opposite things going for them, this would
    be a matter of preference.  Also, extremely hard, cause damn
  • Himuro is definitely smoother.  He’s a gentleman and he
    treats you like you are a lady.  He’s forever doing little things for you
    – opening doors, pulling out chairs, helping you with homework, etc.  He’s
    subtle about his attempt to attract your attention and keep it.
  • There is nothing subtle about Murachin.  He demands –
    your attention, your time, sometimes even your body (not like that, filthy
    Reader-chan.  But he leans and pushes and just makes a nuisance of himself
    a lot).  He’s pretty selfish, so it doesn’t even really occur to
    him that you might not share his feelings.  He just wants, so he tries to
    take (hello, my yandere friend).
  • Murachin’s always feeding you, which should be tip-off #1
    about his feelings.  Certainly, it’s how Himuro figures out that his
    feelings are deeper than friendship.  Murachin shares his snacks with no
    one
    .  He also doesn’t demand you buy him snacks, which is tip-off #2.
  • Himuro sees Murachin as a rival right away.  He tries
    not to let it affect their friendship, but there is so grating about the way
    the giant center just assumed you were his without ever letting you make up
    your mind yourself.  Does his best to interfere, presenting more tempting
    options than whatever Murachin wants to do.
  • It takes Murasakibara a while to catch onto what Himuro is
    doing, and at first he just realizes that his best friend keeps getting in his
    way, which was annoying.  When he tells Himuro to stop taking your
    attention away from him, Himuro meets the challenge head on. 
  • Himuro gives a lot of way when it comes to Murachin, but not
    in this.  He wants you just as much.  Things get really tense, and
    you probably realize you are going to have to make a choice and hope their
    relationship could be saved.
  • Who would win depends on the girl in question, but I think
    to a high school girl, a smooth, gentlemanly boy like Himuro would probably
    come out on top.  He’s considerate, and pretty, and sensitive,
    these are important surface qualities.
  • (As an aside, I would probably pick Murachin lmao)

Akashi Seijuro vs Midorima Shintarou

  • Since they live across the country from each other in high
    school, this would have to happen in either middle school or college.  I’m
    going the latter, because… reasons lol
  • You’re all in different programs, but since they are friends
    from way back and got along,  they hang out a lot.  They also take
    similar first and second year courses.  That’s how they meet you, in a
    course they are taking together.  Group project yo
  • Like the other pair, they have different things going for
    them, although they are closer in personality.  They are both serious and
    studious and have issues with arrogance and control.
  • They are also unintentionally funny, which is really
    endearing.  Plus, their competence is attractive, since you were pretty
    used to guys trying to pass off their work onto you.
  • With one being a yandere and the other being a tsundere it’s
    more obvious when Midorima starts to like you, at least if you speak
    tsuntsun.  If you don’t, then I hope at least you have a thick skin.
  • Akashi is definitely better at talking to you in
    general.  While they both treat you like you have a brain, Akashi is
    better at coming across as calmer and mellower.  We, of course, know he’s
    not, but he’s better at hiding his intentions in general.
  • Their approach is completely different.  Akashi is
    subtle, and a touch manipulative, whereas Midorima is somewhat more
    upfront.  He sucks at communication though, so is it really upfront?
  • I just don’t see any situation where Midorima comes out on
    top, unless you prefer tsuntsuns, or there is something specific about Midorima
    that draws you.  Because you know Akashi is going to out maneuver Midorima,
    even just from a strategic stand point.  Plus, yanderes tend to have
    better emotional intelligence than tsuns, they can be more honest and they are
    better at recognizing situations as they are (so as to better
    manipulate).  They are both intelligent, and both kind of bad at social
    tho.  It’s just that one is better at faking it.  Plus, Midorima is
    really weird lol, which is an acquired taste.
  • Let’s also remember that Midorima, even though he competes
    against Akashi is used to deferring to his former captain.  I’m not saying
    he’d give up just because Akashi likes you, but… I think this is a factor.

I love your perspective on characters. You get past the shiny outer coating to the deep stuff within that challenges how I want to write these characters.

Overall it’s still fun to create fantasties (aka unrealistic occurrences) but for deeper topics or even in a full blown story (as opposed to a scenario) I know my mind will be trailing back to some of the less desirable traits you highlight and that makes these boys feel more human.

I hope that all makes sense! Lol

AHHHHH I LOVED THE BABY AKASHI SCENARIO SO MUCH. CAN I GET A SCENARIO WHERE ALL THE GOM AND EVEN KAGAMIS KIDS MEET AND HAVE A PLAY DATE WHERE THE DADS ARE SUPERVISING AND HOW THEY INTERACT. ALSO PLEASE MAKE AOMINE MARRY MOMOI IF POSSIBLE. THANKS <3

terriblesportsimagines:

Okay, so I’m posting this today, even though I just wrote it and I never do that, because it’s pure gold and I adore it.

Keep in mind that I don’t have kids, so I 100% don’t know what they actually sound like.  That’s why I’ve kept the ages ambiguous.  They probably still sound too old, but
¯_(ツ)_/¯

For convenience, I’ve named them all.  Also, they probably have more kids, but these are the only ones here, because eight is still too many!

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