Kurobasweek  – Day 02: Omake – “Time Out”

Thank you to @rock-n-magick for the great suggestion for this day!


Kuroko’s phone rings, the loud sound piercing the dead of
the night rousing him out of his slumber. His groggy, “Hello?” is answered
by heavy breathing. Glancing at the display Kuroko furrows his brow in concern.
“Kagami-kun?”

“Kuroko,” the ace whispers harshly,“ I need
your help! Get over here as fast as you can!”

“What’s wrong?” Kuroko asks through a yawn.

“He’s in my apartment,” Kagami replies voice rough
with fear.

This catches Kuroko’s full attention. “Who is, what’s
going on? Are you ok?”

“No! That’s why I’m calling you! Just get your ass down
here!”

“Kagami-” Kuroko begins but is cut off with a
hasty, “I’ve gotta go, he’ll hear! Just hurry!”

With that, the line goes dead. Kuroko is tempted to call back
and scold him for playing around but the more he thinks about it the quicker he
argues himself away from that possibility; Kagami doesn’t play pranks. Yawning
again, Kuroko gets dressed and hurries to the station, lucky to find the 24-hour
line at his stop. He makes it to Kagami’s neighborhood and jogs to his complex.

Upon reaching his floor, Kuroko takes quick steps from the
elevator to Kagami’s door. He’s about to knock when he thinks better of it. If
there really is an intruder he doesn’t want to alert him to his presence, best
to use his lack thereof to sneak up on him. He uses the spare key given to him
by Kagami and opens the door only to find said man cowering in the corner with
a mid-size dog between him and the door.

Kagami’s look of relief would be comical if it weren’t so
sincere.

“Kagami-kun,” Kuroko begins slowly, trying not to laugh but
failing, “why is there a dog in your apartment?”

“Because the damn thing followed me home!” he shouts red
faced.

“Really? Why?” Kuroko asks striding forward, hand
outstretched to the red furred creature that is eyeing him with a mixture of
curiosity and caution.

“How the hell should I know? One second I’m walking down the
street mindin’ my own business, the next this dumb ass almost runs into
traffic!” Kagami steps forward a bit when the dog inches closer to Kuroko,
sniffing his hand. “So I grabbed him by the,” he motions helplessly at his neck
searching for the right word.  

“The scruff?” Kuroko supplies and Kagami nods rapidly.

“Yeah, that, and hauled him back just as he was about to get
hit!” Kagami sits down on the couch, watching Kuroko stroking the dog. “Then
the stupid thing started following me home!”

Kuroko chuckles, “Looks
like you’re his hero then. Why on earth did you let him in?”

“I didn’t! He just barged in!”

Kuroko sighs continuing to pet the stray. “He looks like he’s
in pretty decent shape all things considered,” he mutters. “Did you feed him?
Give him water?”

Kagami looks like he’s about to have an aneurism. “Why on
earth would I do that?!”

“Because it’s the responsible thing to do, Kagami-kun.”

“Yeah, well, it’ll also make’em think he’s staying, which he
isn’t,” Kagami says firmly eyeing both his friend and the unwelcomed “guest”.

“Well, he’s too big for me to take home, plus I doubt #2
will appreciate any competition for scraps.”

Kagami’s eyes open wide. “Hold on, wait, time out! He’s perfect for
you Kuroko! #2 could have…a…a…a sidekick! Yeah, he’d love that, wouldn’t he?”

“No,” Kuroko deadpans standing up. But when he sees again
just how scared Kagami is to have a dog even near him, let alone staying at his
apartment, he takes pity on him. “Look, it’s late and I don’t feel like waiting
for another train to go back home. I’ll crash on your couch and keep him
occupied. Tomorrow, we can take him to the pound. I’m sure someone’s looking
for him.”

Mollified by Kuroko’s offer, Kagami nods his head, uttering some
mumbled thanks before rapidly retreating to his bedroom, slamming then locking
the door. Kuroko curls up on the couch, the mutt settling on the floor next to
him.

The next morning, Kuroko wakes up early, taking the dog to
the local shelter. He hopes they’ll be able to find him a home soon because he
really is a nice dog.

A week later at practice, Kiyoshi announces he has a new
friend he’d like them all to meet. The entire team is shocked when a bright red
dog bounds across the gym knocking Kagami down and licking his face amongst his
screams for mercy.

“Where did you find that thing?” Hyuga asks scowling at him.

“The shelter, my grandma wants a dog for protection and he
looked like the perfect choice,” the taller male rumbles.

“Why was that?” Riko asks confused.

Kiyoshi smirks, watching Kagami trying to shimmy up the
basketball hoop pole. “Because he reminds me of someone I trust,” responds the
former ace of Seirin.

Hi! Can I request some headcannons for Wild Card Wednesday? What would Kuroko and Oikawa do for their fem!S/O’s birthday? It’s actually my birthday today and when I saw this I freaked. I’m also sorry in advance if this doesn’t follow your rules, I tried to read them but it wouldn’t let me. SFW and NSFW if it’s okay.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
dear anon, happy birthday to you!

I’m sorry this took me all day to get to but I have a job
and adulting responsibilities that take up ALL MY TIME!!! Anyway, I hope you
had a most splendid day and YES you followed my rules perfectly.

Enjoy!


Oikawa

SFW

  • Lots of spoiling from this boy. He’s sure to tell EVERYONE
    it’s your birthday and to make sure wish you a happy one.
  • Gets you the perfect gift because he’s very observant and
    notices when you look at something with longing in your eyes.
  • Makes sure his fangirls leave you the hell alone or there will be hell to pay!
  • Cuts his practice time in half because he can’t wait to take
    you out to celebrate (and take you home to continue).

NSFW

  • Usually a teasing brat with an orgasm denial kink, he
    forgoes that part of his personality in favor of giving you exactly what you ask for.
  • But you have to ask for it. 
    • “Come on, ____-chan, I can’t give you
      what you don’t ask for”. OK, so maybe he’s still a tease.
  • However, when you do he aims to please and please he does. Kissing, massage, oral, rough fucking? Whatever you
    want, it’s all on the menu tonight till midnight. When the clock strikes twelve
    he’s back to himself; not that you’re complaining.
    • “I don’t think you’ve come so many times in one night, I
      hope you liked all my birthday presents,” he murmurs against your flushed,
      sweat soaked skin.
  • Leaves you boneless and breathless, his aftercare also top
    notch.
    • “Just lie there and relax,” he commands, going to get water
      and whatever else you need to replenish your energy 

Kuroko

SFW

  • He’s the perfect person to throw you a surprise party
    because he gives away nothing.
  • Taiga offers his place but you’re still unsuspicious because
    Kuroko is an alarming convincing liar.
    • “I just need to pick up a book,” he explains as you enter
      the building.
  • Upon entry, you’re flabbergasted by not only the entire
    Seirin basketball team being there but also the GOM and a few of your friends.
    • “Surprise!!!” they all shout and you almost fall over,
      Tetsuya being there to catch you.
    • “You little liar,” you murmur against his hair but he just
      smiles.
    • “You should have picked up on it when I said I needed a book from Kagami-kun.” 

NSFW

  • Slow, sensual and thorough sex is the agenda, Tetsuya taking
    his sweet time with you, giving gentle, barely there kisses until you’re
    tugging him roughly by the hair. 
    • “Patience, ____-chan.” 
    • “It’s my birthday,
      Tetsuya-kun, time for me to unwrap my favorite package.”
  • Upon reminder that it would be best to give you what you
    want on your special day, he complies, though he’s not a rough sex kinda guy;
    he just ups the pace a bit to your level.
  • When you’ve been satiated, he draws a bath for the two of
    you, settling you between his legs and massaging your shoulder all while
    placing delicate kisses to your skin.
  • You end the night back in bed, both sans sleep clothes, and
    fall asleep in one another’s arms.
    • “Happy birthday, _____-chan,” Tetsuya whispers, kissing your
      cheek before succumbing to slumber himself.

Hiii :DD Can I request Kuroko, Mayuzumi, Kise, Midorima, and Murasakibara camping inside their house, literally they build a tent inside the house (or outside in their garden/yard underneath all the stars lol) and they’re doing sorts of things like playing games, eating, or studying??

What a cute idea! I hope
you don’t mind I took the liberty to add reader-chan as well!


Kuroko: Spending so much
time indoors (save for running during practice) Seirin’s phantom builds a make shift tent
in the small backyard of his family’s home. Tetsuya #2 rather enjoys being able
to run about and roll in the grass while his master does his homework. When you
arrive to his place to go get dinner, you giggle at the sight of man and dog
asleep. Leaving them be, you head to Maji Burger, bringing a to go order of
burgers, fries and Tetsuya’s favorite vanilla shake back to the tent.

Mayuzumi: He doesn’t so
much build a tent, as a nest in his room, piled high with blankets and pillows with
his stack of light novels close by. When you arrive to visit, he does little
more than lift his arm, inviting you to climb into the mass of comfort.
Settling next to him, you open your own book, both of you releasing breaths of
contentment; it’s nice to be with someone who doesn’t need to talk all the
time.

Kise: Thoroughly in tune
with his inner (some may say not inner enough) child, Kise gets it into his
head that erecting a tent in the middle of the living room is a great idea. Calling you up he exclaims, “____-cchi,
come over, we’re going to have an indoor camp night!” Bewildered you show up to
find he’s made a rather large tent using multiple sheets, pillows and couch
cushions. In the middle of said tent are even more pillows and his laptop. “Come
on,” he says eagerly pulling you in, “we’ll watch a movie and eat snacks!”

Midorima: When Midorima
hears a knock at the door, he thinks nothing of it until he hears his mother greeting
you by name. His eyes widen as you enter from the hallway, your expression of
surprise mirroring his as you take in the sight of his room overtaken by frilly
sheets and plushies. “It…this…I…”he stutters only to be cut off by his little
sister adorably calling out, “____-chan! Come into our tent and braid my hair!”

Murasakibara:
Approaching your boyfriend’s house, you’re shocked to see a pop up tent set up
with Mura lying flat on his back inside of it. Nearing the entrance, you call
out and ask him what he’s doing. “Eh? Oh, hi ____-chin, it’s too crowded in
there,” he answers nodding his head backwards towards his house. Ah, his siblings
must all be visiting. Crawling into the tent with him, you lie down as well,
discovering it has a sky light out which you can see the stars. It’s rather
romantic, until you hear Mura start munching on chips.