I did not include Suguru Daishō because I do not read the
manga so I have not been introduced to him yet. 

Side note: If anyone knows the artist for this picture PLEASE tell me so I can credit them. I tried finding them through the image but it kept dead-ending on twitter for some reason. Anyway, don’t they look like SUPERHEROES?!!!

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G =
Goofy (Are
they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Daichi:
Overall, Daichi is a serious guy, but he isn’t above being lighthearted in the
bedroom. He may not be joking around, but he smiles and every so often will
tickle you unexpectedly to get you to giggle.

Oikawa: Such
a tease and flirt, he can’t help but be a little silly every now and again even
while in the bedroom.

Kuroo:
Goofy.as.hell. As much as this boy does have mad bedroom game, if you catch him
in a silly mood you will be gasping but it will be because you’re laughing so
hard. Not every time has to be serious according to him.

Bokuto: The
mass of muscles is the BIGGEST goofball out there. Seriously, you’d think he
was trying out a comedy routine rather than working to get you off. It’s not
every time, thank goodness, but every so often he enjoys filling your body with
endorphins by making you laugh.

Ushijima: This
boy is serious pretty much 100% of the time in any area of life, so it should
come as no surprise that he’s the same way in the bedroom. Granted, he does
smile a bit more when it’s just the two of you.

Terushima: He’s
the captain of the happy go lucky team, what do you think? Terushima loves
getting down to business just as much as the next guy but he’s a firm believer
in you should be able to make your lover laugh, even at the possible expense of
a completed orgasm. Don’t worry, he’ll make it up to you next time.

Futakuchi:
Futakuchi is more sarcastic than goofy, more often than not opting for a more
serious take in the bedroom. He likes to tease, no doubt about that, but being
goofy or silly? Not really his thing.

H = Hair (How
well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Daichi: For some reason, I always picture Daichi as a smooth mo-fo and I’m not
just talking about his voice or his attitude. Because he has such dark hair
(above and below) he shaves almost all of it off save for on his legs. His
chest is almost always bare of any hair and he keeps his package well groomed
as well.

Oikawa: The king (haha) of personal hygiene. Oikawa makes sure to use lotion
to keep his body lubed up and smooth, believing it more likely you’ll want to
touch him if he does. And down below? Almost bare.

Kuroo: Messy bedhead aside, Kuroo keeps himself well groomed in other
respects. He has soft dark hair on his stomach but his chest and back are
smooth af. He always smells good too, trying different body sprays till he
finds the one he really likes (or one that you compliment him on).

Bokuto: Owl boy doesn’t have time to worry about trimming but thankfully the
only place on his body where hair seems to grow in spades is his head. He has a
light dusting of light, almost baby hair on his arms, stomach and legs.

Ushijima: Does a sufficient job of keeping himself clean and groomed. He doesn’t
obsess over it but he doesn’t neglect it either.

Terushima: All about making his body as desirable as he can. You want
him to have hair? He’ll let it grow. You like him smooth? Hell, he may just
give waxing a try. Terushima likes to look good for you so don’t be afraid to
give him your opinion.

Futakuchi: Naturally practically hairless everywhere expect his head
and his…well head. And the lower of the two he keeps properly groomed. If he
expects his lady to keep herself up, he can’t very well slack off, now can he?

I =
Intimacy (How are they during the
moment, romantic aspect…) 

Daichi: This captain is not above admitting he likes things a bit rougher (he
may be sweet but we all know he has a bit of a sadistic side) however, he will
take his time at the beginning with slow, sensual kisses and touches to warm
you up. Afterwards, he’ll do the same for cool down. It’s really how he is on
the court to be honest, just naked and only with you.  

Oikawa: This boy is very misunderstood, often being thought to be selfish and
uncaring but nothing could be further from the truth. Oikawa will worship your
body from head to toe all while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.  

Kuroo: Despite his goofy and slightly dork-like tendencies, Kuroo can be
quite the smooth talker. We all know he’s the “scheming captain” so he’ll be a
few steps ahead in his mind of where he wants to take you and how to get you
there. The intensity ranges from slow and sweet to hard and hot depending on
his (and your) moods.

Bokuto: Initially, he’ll be awkward because he’s so excited to be with you he
just can’t stand it! This may result in a few uncomfortable moments (clicked
teeth, too eager fingers, even pushing in too soon) but as long as you keep the
communication flowing he’ll get the hang of it and every time will improve over
the last.

Ushijima: Very quiet and focused, so much so if you close your eyes you’ll
wonder if he’s still there if he’s not touching you. But while he may be a man
of very few words, Ushijima lets his actions do all the talking.

Terushima: Well rounded and confident, Terushima knows how to pleasure
you and do it well. He’s got quite a bit of experience and uses it to his full
advantage.

Futakuchi: Not necessarily selfish but he can be quite demanding so if
you’re not used to that things could get a bit awkward. However, if you’re into
his dominance, he’ll give you so much pleasure in return for giving him what he
wants.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Daichi: Prefers the real deal whenever possible, but when he’s away at
training camp and frustrated from continual losses (and punishments) he’ll
steal away to the bathroom and use images of you in his mind to take the edge
off. When he gets home, be ready to get wrecked.

Oikawa: Does so more to experiment on himself so he can tell you what he likes
best. After all, knowledge is power, right? He just hopes you use it for good.

Kuroo: He’s more likely to do so when he’s so busy with captaincy and
homework and you’re doing your own thing so the two of you don’t have time to
connect. He’ll probably call you in the middle of the night because nothing
gets him going faster than the sound of your voice telling him what you’ll be
doing to him the next time you’re together.

Bokuto: This boy has such high energy and stamina that he has to jack off a
couple times a week just so he doesn’t overwhelm you. He’s a bit bashful about
it but it is what it is.

Ushijima: Actually prefers not to because when he’s finally with you again the
sensations are so much more heightened, though he has had to every now and
again just for relief purposes.

Terushima: This boy’s actually into having you watch him do it. The
feel of your gaze on him turns him on so much but of course he’ll want you to
reciprocate and show him what you like on yourself as well.  

Futakuchi: Nothing earth shattering, but if you tease him
(intentionally or not) and he isn’t able to take the time to act on it with
you, he’ll steal away to the bathroom or locker room to deal with the issue and
punish you later.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Daichi: I think we all know what this one is because it’s a head canon pretty
much EVERYONE shares. One word: Daddy. Daichi is Dad-chi not only to his team
but to you and when you call him that, oh boy, daddy will deliver the goods!

Oikawa: Praise, praise, praise! The boy can’t help it! He’s been admired for
his looks and talent for years so nothing gets him going faster than hearing
sweet words of adoration from your lips. Compliment him, tell him how good he’s
doing and he will make sure you get everything you want.

Kuroo: Role playing, especially in public. Kuroo loves picking an outfit for
you and sending you to a random café, restaurant, park, what have you and pick
you up all over again.  

Bokuto: Bondage. Bokuto is a strong guy, no doubt, but the visual of you
completely at his mercy without him having to hold you down himself? Damn that
is so hot! He loves tying you down and having his way with you until you’re a
panting, begging mess.

Ushijima: Similar to Daichi, except his kink is captain. Ushijima is one proud farmer boy, so when you bring his
title into the bedroom you may just get a bit more than you anticipated; lucky
girl.

Terushima: Dirty talk. This boy has quite the mouth on him and will
have you blushing with all the trash that comes out of it. If you turn the
tables on him and start spouting your own indecency he’ll have you on your back
in seconds.

Futakuchi: Partially clothed sex.
Knowing you just couldn’t wait to have him in you while you’re still
half-dressed gets his blood (and hips) pumping like no other. Tackle him when
he gets home from practice and just watch his eyes roll back.  

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