May I have some headcanons on Kuroo having a female friend who’s only 5’2 and he likes to tease her about being so small in different ways? He likes annoying her and making her mad in a cute way as long as he doesn’t actually upset her but he really just has the biggest crush on her?

hq-cuties-pls:

Kuroo is a fucking nerd, we’ll fight you
~Admin Alyx (With a little help from Admin Emma)

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• He does that thing where he leans and rests his arm on her head. This always earns him the most unimpressed glare.
• “Oh, _____, do you need help reaching that? I can get it for you if you want!”  This one backfired on him when she climbed up on the counter out of sheer stubbornness to retrieve her stuff and almost broke her neck getting down.
• He’s also a huge fan of the classic “Oh, didn’t see you there!”
• He tends to get headbutted in the sternum for that line, though, so he uses it sparingly.
• On the flipside, he loves carrying her around on his shoulders–though he gets high key flustered by the feeling of her thighs around his head. He’s not trying to have his mind in the gutter, she’s just making it very difficult, okay?
• He definitely has a whole slew of nicknames to make fun of her height, too.
• Of course, she can give as good as she gets. The look on his face when she asked him what the weather was like up there was pretty priceless.
• He does that thing on the train where he grabs the handhold in just a way so she can steady herself on his arm because he fancies himself a shoujo manga love interest but is, in fact, a huge nerd.
• If he ever does take the teasing too far and actually upset her, he feels so bad. He goes way over the top trying to apologize and make it up to her. He probably gets a little carried away trying to explain how he actually likes her height, and subsequently gets all flustered and awkward.
• A bonus of their height difference, for him, is that it makes it harder to notice the way he looks at her all the time.
• He’s completely weak for hugging her. Her cheek is warm against his chest and he leans over to rest his head on top of hers, resisting the temptation to press a kiss there.
• In general, he’ll make any excuse to get close to her. She’s just unbearably cute and he wants to cuddle her at all times.
• If for any reason she ever ends up borrowing his shirt or jacket, he is high key compromised. He ends up staring straight up trying to hide how bright red his face is.

Cute Kuroo!!