Since I loved the other ones, how about head canons on Kuroko and Kagami liking the same girl. What would happen?

grandcruchuu:

ohhhh nice one!!! i hope you like this. i’m so sorry it took so long. 

(psst i think kuroko would get the girl js)


Okay so these pinheads would see you at the same time while you’re working the cash register at their favorite burger place, Maji Burger.  

  • The first time they see you, you’re rushing to the cash register on the far end of the order counter while hastily trying to pull your work cap on. Kagami stops speaking mid-sentence, his third rant about Aomine that day being cut short, as the gawking duo follow you with their eyes. Kuroko’s the first to change lines once you announce yours is open.
  • Hey so This Just In, Kuroko is a Charmer! I feel like his deadpan appearance and straightforward personality works to his advantage in this department.
  • So, when you smile and a greet him with a cheery, “Welcome to Maji Burger. May I take your order?” Yes, his breath is taken away. Yes, the butterflies tickle his stomach. But do you know that? Hell no. Therefore, he plays it cool and straightens his posture, only half-expecting you to notice his presence so quickly as he orders a medium—No. A large vanilla shake since you suggest it for a few bucks more.
  • Kuroko would visit the fast food joint way more often after your first encounter. Once a week turns to twice. Twice turns to three times. It’s to the point that you begin looking for him and his red-headed friend once you start your shift. It’s your duty to make sure the ice cream machine is up and running when they arrive.
  • He’s so attentive. Kuroko never fails to notice something different you’ve done with your hair or the new bracelet you’ve just purchased the day before. He always approaches the register with a compliment resting on the tip of his tongue. It’s held back by a tiny grin that you grow to adore as time goes on. He always holds up the line—Kagami intentionally cockblocks every time—but your bright smile makes it hard for him to care.
  • The two of you bond over your favorite shake flavors! One day he orders two shakes instead of one and you ask what’s the occasion. He leaves the larger one at the pickup station in a monotone, “Your lunch break is approaching, _______-kun. Enjoy it.” You can’t hide the smile that widens your expression.
  • GOD, HE WOULD USE TETSUYA #2 AS A WAY TO WIN YOU OVER!!!! Okay okay okay, he wouldn’t do it on purpose. But when he visits you and Tetsuya #2 pops out of his duffle and you immediately swoon over the cute puppy that looks exactly like Kuroko, there’s no doubt it’d work to his advantage. He’d offer to stay until your shift ends so you can pet the pup.
  • And yes. He uses your eagerness as an excuse to walk you home since you don’t live too far from the fast food place.

  • Kagami, oh Kagami. This boy is…hopeless when it comes to his feelings. From the very beginning, when he’s caught staring at you from across the restaurant with a dumbfounded look, he makes so many mistakes everyone in the vicinity can feel the secondhand embarrassment. And, I mean everyone.
  •  Especially Kuroko, when it’s Kagami’s turn to place his order the first time the duo meets you. The shadow nearly has to interfere as Kagami stutters every order except his own.
  • “C-C-Can I have one number 15 p-please?—Wait. No! 15 number ones! Y-yeah. That’s right. 15…Cheese? No. I-I MEAN YES. Yes! I’d like some cheese on that!— I mean those!”
  • He makes it thru the cringe-y process, but not without red cheeks and sweaty hands. He face palms once he settles in his seat with his tray of food and groans out in frustration when Kuroko asks him “if [he’s] always that bad with pretty girls.”
  • It isn’t until Kagami gets down to his last burger that he realizes you’ve given him an extra one on the house to soothe his anxiety.
  • * Kagami’s not so great at this courting thing, but he tries his best to show you he’s interested with his presence. Since he’s already a pretty frequent customer, so there’s no real change in behavior. He just stutters less and orders more burgers when you’re manning the register.
  • Once he gets a little more comfortable, he invites you to their games whenever he gets the chance. He wants you to see him at what he thinks he’s at his best—when he’s in his element. Also, if you don’t have a love for basketball already, him and Kuroko would try their best to introduce you to the wonders of the sport and how fun the game is.

  • Okay so honestly
  • I feel like there would hardly be a feud at first because the three of you would be such good friends. Kuroko would appreciate becoming friends with you first before pursuing anything romantic. As for Kagami, he wouldn’t have a problem with your friendly threesome because of two reasons
  • 1. He’d rely heavily on Kuroko’s ability to get along so well with the people he favors since the ace’s nerves wouldn’t let him relax when you and him are alone
  • And 2. Kagami’s pretty oblivious to the fact that Kuroko’s crushing on you anyway
  • They would walk you home after your later shifts. Most the time, you just listen to them bicker with each other like an old, married couple. You grow to appreciate their friendship since it’s so honest.
  • Then, Kuroko halts the fun by telling Kagami he likes you and he’s planning on confessing soon 🙂
  • Okay now this is when Kagami would step it up. He’d arrive at your job on days when Kuroko doesn’t so he’d be able to walk you home alone. He’d make you lunch for your lunch breaks. He’d even work up the courage to ask if you’d like to hang out during the weekend sometime!
  • Kuroko would bring the heat as well. By doing what? Simply confessing. 
  • Which would then motivate Kagami to confess as well
  • And then you’d be in a pickle 🙂

These made me smile and laugh when I definitely needed it so thanks for the perfect timing and the super cute answers!

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