It’s our favorite coach’s birthday! He deserves all our love, so enjoy these headcanons for him! Super special thanks to Admin Rachel Lauren from @imagine-that-haikyuu for her contributions! Ukai is her precious husband after all; make sure to go give her stuff a look-see! She def has our stamp of approval.
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When he was a little kid, his grandpa always snuck him a little birthday money to go have fun with, much to his father’s chagrin. To this day, Ikkei will still slip him a few hundred yen for old time’s sake (and mostly to spite his grandson, who keeps chastising him about it).
He low key dreads each passing year, because the inevitable “when are you getting married” conversations, even if his parents always wait until the next day. These conversations (almost) cease when he meets you.
Pretty laid back about his birthday. He doesn’t not tell people about it, exactly, but he doesn’t go out of his way to let people know either. He definitely tries to avoid telling the team about it, because he doesn’t want them to make a big deal–but Takeda-sensei isn’t having any of it. He makes sure the team knows, and helps them prepare a surprise.
He’s definitely a drinker, but not much of a party-er. He’d prefer a nice izakaya over a loud club any day. He likes to actually be able to hear your voice.
He’d also rather celebrate with just you and a few friends, rather than a large group. If you throw a party for him, make it a small one. Just close friends, and plenty to eat and drink.
Let. Him. Eat. He is huge on the food aspect of his birthday. Nothing fancy or anything–no expensive sushi or ridiculous, overpriced French restaurants. He likes simple things in quiet, simple restaurants. Or, even better, make him dinner. He’ll just die a little bit, he’s so happy.
Honestly, he’s not really a present guy. Get him a really nice bottle of something that he can crack open for a special occasion (or… now’s fine too) and take a drive up the coast with him, and he’s a happy camper.
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He loves it when you ride him. He’s definitely doing his part to make you feel good, but he loves the view when you’re riding him.
He doesn’t have favorite parts. He likes all of you. His biggest weakness, though, is curves. He loves a pair of big soft breasts or a thick, juicy ass to grab a hold of. He likes his partners on the chubby, curvy, soft side, and he’s not shy about his admiration.
He does have a small dominant streak, and his favorite way to let it manifest is ripping clothes off of his partner. So avoid the expensive lingerie and, instead, go for the flimsy tank top. He’ll be all over it.
He will high key mark you like a 15 year old boy. He never got over that teenaged pride that comes from seeing his partner with a hickey.
He’s pretty vanilla overall–he’s not big into kinky stuff or toys–but he does have a well-honed set of skills that makes up for it.
You may want to spoil him for his birthday, but his absolute favorite thing is to make you scream with pleasure. He takes great pride in his skills, and it is such a huge turn on when he can turn you into a puddle of goo with just his fingers, his tongue, and his voice.
Pull his hair. If you want him to really take control and drill you into the mattress, pull his hair. He literally won’t stop until you’re begging him to stop, and even then.
He’s a big cuddler. As much as he enjoys the aesthetic of a cigarette after sex, he knows how dangerous that can be, but he loves to spoon. He needs the skin-on-skin contact afterward to come down, or he’s too anxious and keyed up to settle down.
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