Okay, so I’m posting this today, even though I just wrote it and I never do that, because it’s pure gold and I adore it.
Keep in mind that I don’t have kids, so I 100% don’t know what they actually sound like. That’s why I’ve kept the ages ambiguous. They probably still sound too old, but
¯_(ツ)_/¯For convenience, I’ve named them all. Also, they probably have more kids, but these are the only ones here, because eight is still too many!
Please read this hilarity! Cut for length
This is amazing!