*casually walks up to Bokuto & Kuroo with a smirk* “Hey guys! I just wanted to say those shirts are really becoming on you… but then again, if I were on you I’d “be cumming” too…” *winkwink* (haha I’ve always wanted to use this lame line & this seemed the the perfect opportunity! Congrats on the followers!! You deserve each & every one!! 😙)

vball-baes-bball-babes:

A/N: First, I LOVE your avatar. Second, this made me laugh out
loud. I was just looking at this pick up line for another ask! Third, thank you
for the congratulations and sweet words!

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*Both boys turn bright
red, flustered and looking at each with expressions bouncing between excitement
and confusion on what to do next.* Kuroo is the first to recover. “Oya, you’re
naughty. Go to my room!”

*Both of them laugh at
his equally cheesy line* “What time?” you ask and they abruptly stop
laughing, mouths hanging open. You tip up their jaws, peck each of your index
fingers and then place them on their lips. “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”
you ask staring into Kuroo’s eyes. “Or is that owl you’ve got?” you end shifting your gaze to Bokuto. As you walk
away, it takes both boys one nanosecond to sprint after you.

Shameless reblog cause it’s one of my faves with two of my faves!