*sidles up to Tsukki* So… *hands him a slice of strawberry shortcake* …I’m totally bribing you for a date and I’m not ashamed of it. ☺️🍰

*Tsukki casts major
side eyes, but takes the cake* “You’re quite forward, at least you’re not
into games.” *He takes a bite followed
quickly by another* Looks you in the eye and says, “Make me a whole cake
and I’ll damn well marry you.”