It’s the angel child’s birthday!! You think the nerd knows he shares a birthday with Alexander the Great? Probably. Happy Birthday, Oikawa!! We really love you, even if you drive us crazy sometimes. ~Admins Alyx, Ellie and Emma
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Oikawa makes a Big Fucking Deal out of his birthday. This doesn’t really come as a surprise to anyone, but in the days preceding it he definitely makes a point of oh-so-casually mentioning that his birthday is coming up.
Oikawa also jokes about the extravagant gifts and treats he wants for his birthday.
Hanamaki and Matsukawa poke plenty of fun at him for it. “Alright team, as you all know, Oikawa’s birthday is next week. As such, we’ve made some arrangements as befitting our revered captain. Kindaichi, Kunimi, Yahaba, Kyoutani, you’ll be in charge of carrying the palanquin…”
Despite all of his elaborate demands, he’s really genuinely touched by even the smallest of gestures. Underneath his dramatics, what he really cares about is that it’s heartfelt. Whether it’s something you made, or something you saw that made you think of him, he absolutely means it when he tells you he’ll cherish it.
This nerd is probably aware that he shares a birthday with Alexander the Great, and is very dramatic about it, proclaiming himself OIKAWA THE GREAT. Makki and Mattsun bring back the joke about the palanquin.
Do not give him a birthday crown/pin/sash/anything unless you are prepared for the reality of him wearing it all day long. He will do it. Yes, even that ridiculous, glittery tiara that says “Birthday Bitch” on it.
100% uses his birthday as an excuse to eat all the sweets and junk food he wants. You weren’t gonna stop him anyway, though; the adorable little smile he gets on his face as he eats his fifth milk bread of the day is just too damn precious.
He’s a bit of a social butterfly, so he’ll definitely want to go out or have a party. Even once he’s old enough to drink, it’s more about hanging out with friends than drinking, though. That said–don’t let Makki and Mattsun talk him into thinking birthday shots are a good idea. It will end badly for everyone involved.
If you throw him a surprise party, he will die–in the best possible way. To be fair, he probably knew about it weeks ahead of time; boy is observant af. It’s not the surprise that matters to him, though, it’s the fact that you went to all that effort to him. He’s really touched, and even if the surprise isn’t much of a surprise, his reaction is pretty genuine and he probably cries anyway.
At the end of the night, though, he’ll want some quiet time to have you all to himself. You’re both so busy a lot of the time, he lives for the times he gets your undivided attention.
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PAMPER. THAT. BOY. It’s his birthday, and he deserves it. Whether it’s a nice long massage, a new toy or lingerie, or just showering him in extra love, he craves it. Just make him feel special.
He loves all things lacey when it comes to lingerie, but he also loves naughty cut outs and crotchless things. That way he can have all your sensitive parts without taking the pretty things off.
He’s a switch for the most part, but the boy loves to be submissive. Tie him down, ride him, make him beg for more. He’ll be putty in your hands by the time you’re done.
Want to get Oikawa sobbing? Gag him and pull his hair. He lives for it, and he’s a bit of a screamer when he’s overwhelmed.
Bigger isn’t always better–a discreet-but-powerful prostate massager is by far his dream toy. He’s super responsive when it comes to p-spot stimulation, and he adores being overstimulated there. Keep him going until he can’t anymore, and you’ll have a spent and sated Oikawa.
If the dom/sub angle isn’t your bag, that’s ok. He is also a big fan of the soft, sensuous love-making variety. If you let him, he will spend a solid hour worshipping your body. It’s about 90% teasing but it’s still very good.
He’s a big fan of kissing during foreplay. He can honestly just make out for hours, gently touching and caressing and holding you. He just loves the closeness.
He’s a king of oral, and he will go down for hours if you let him. He’s very good at figuring out what you like, and once he does, he’ll vacation between your legs for a couple hours if you let him. He loves the feel and the taste and the smell and a pair of thighs over his shoulders are just literally the best for him.
He’s a big fan of eye-contact during sex proper. He likes any position where you can look into each other’s eyes, whichever one of you is on top. It doesn’t’ really matter–he just needs that connection.
Honestly, no matter what kind of sex you have (rough and kinky or sweet and vanilla) he needs to hold you when you’re done. He needs to feel loved and cherished and appreciated, and he needs your skin on his. It is the best feeling in the world to him (a little praise never hurt, either.)
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