Can I request headcanons of what Kuroo, Hinata, Nishinoya and Ushiwaka would do if they switched bodies with their female s/o huehue thank you in advance!

hq-hq-headcanons:

Sure thing! I personally love these goofy scenarios so much. They’re the reason I live.

Kuroo:

• Definitely the one who will enjoy this the most. It just opens a flood of things he can tease you about, especially in the chest department. Whether small or big, he’s going to ‘complain’ about the weight on his chest.
• He’ll be having the time of his life as he essentially plays dress up in your body, grabbing mostly his own clothes to pose and take those classic “I took my boyfriend’s T-shirt ;P” pictures.
• Really though, this boy is going to spend the next few hours in front of the mirror, posing you in all the ways he’s always wanted to see you in. They’re almost all pin up poses.
• So, remember when I said that he was having the time of his life? Well, that’ll quickly change if you’re shorter than him. He’s going to groan and complain when he can’t reach the chocolates he oh-so-kindly placed out of your reach the other day.

Hinata:

• Deeeefinitely the one to handle it the worst. He’ll wake up to use the rest room, when all of a sudden, he can’t find his…??? Let’s just say it was definitely an interesting waking up to the sound of your own scream.

• He’ll immediately have the two of you sit on the bed and discuss just what was happening. Though he tries to be calm about it, he couldn’t stop panicking every few minutes.

• As stupid as he sounds, he just doesn’t know who to turn to and thus he begins to call Kageyama. Since he used his phone, Kageyama naturally answered angrily before hearing you desperately scream out his name.
• “___-san?! What’s wrong?! Are you hurt?! Where’s Hinata?”

  “No Kageyama! It’s ME!”

  “Yes! I know it’s you ____-san! Are you okay?! Why are you using Hinata’s pho-”

  “No you idiot! It’s ME! Hinata! Listen, me and —Huh? Hello? Kageyama? …Hello?”

Nishinoya:

• Similar to Kuroo, after the initial shock of being in your body, Nishinoya will get excited but then realize that a true man shouldn’t take advantage of the situation.
• He’ll instantly get a blow to his pride if you’re taller than him. While he never minded you being taller than him, there is just something about seeing himself below his/your own eye level that hurts something deep down in him. He gets over it fast though. 
• First things first, before anything else, the most important thing is to help you fix his hair the way he always wears it.
• Without realizing it, he’s going to completely exhaust your body trying to do all of the things he normally does in his own. You’re definitely going to feel all of your muscles ache if the two of you switch back the next day.

Ushijima:

• Even when Ushijima notices, his only concern really is how this is going to affect your daily lives.
• Since the two of you are together anyway, he will think he naturally has permission to do whatever he wants. Still, that only means that he immediately stripped you of your clothes so that he could change.
• To be honest, he’ll probably just try to follow your daily routine as faithfully as possible, even if it’s something he’s never done before or is even good at.
• I can imagine Tendou calling your phone at some point (he loves to get juicy Ushijima dets from you) while you’re not monitoring Ushijima. Even he will become increasingly confused as the conversation goes on.
• “Good morning, Wakatoshi’s beautiful goddess!”

  “Do you always address _____-san like that?”

  “So, so, ____-chan, you were telling me about something your precious~ Waka-chan did last week?”

  “Something i did last week? … … … Nothing particular.”

So funny!! Fave is Hinata